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Crookston Times - Crookston, MN
Updated at 9:57 AM

WARNING: Today’s column will include repeated uses of the phrase “SUPER LICE.” If you are like me — which you are not, unless you’re currently hopscotching around the room squealing “ew ew ew ew” and flailing your hands around like a Motown backup dancer from 1963 — you will receive this news with the kind of horror they get in bad old monster movies when the aliens attack, or whenever Mitch McConnell walks into a room. Pretty much whenever they put the word “super” before the name of an...

Updated at 9:57 AM

WARNING: Today’s column will include repeated uses of the phrase “SUPER LICE.” If you are like me — which you are not, unless you’re currently hopscotching around the room squealing “ew ew ew ew” and flailing your hands around like a Motown backup...

Posted at 9:45 AM

The tank cracked.

Updated at 9:38 AM

Q: Hi, Greg. I’d like to know your opinion of Buick versus Pontiac and the decision to keep Buick and drop Pontiac by General Motors (GM). I’ve read your columns on Buick’s popularity in China as being the major reason, but from your way of putting...

Updated at 9:13 AM

Two of their top priorities included in bill.

Updated at 9:10 AM

It's cheaper, easier to get than prescription opiates.

Updated at 9:09 AM

It would go up to $9.50 an hour.

Updated at 8:45 AM

In the newsLegendary actor Mickey Rooney died Sunday, CNN reported. The 93-year-old was a megastar in the 1930s...

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Posted at 9:45 AM

The tank cracked.

Updated at 9:38 AM

Q: Hi, Greg. I’d like to know your opinion of Buick versus Pontiac and the decision to keep Buick and drop Pontiac by General Motors (GM). I’ve read your columns on Buick’s popularity in China as being the major reason, but from your way of putting...

Updated at 9:13 AM

Two of their top priorities included in bill.

Updated at 9:10 AM

It's cheaper, easier to get than prescription opiates.

Updated at 9:09 AM

It would go up to $9.50 an hour.

Updated at 8:45 AM

In the newsLegendary actor Mickey Rooney died Sunday, CNN reported. The 93-year-old was a megastar in the 1930s...

NEXT 10  »
«  PREV 10
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