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Crookston Times - Crookston, MN
Updated at 3:17 PM

You are probably aware that last week two members of the Secret Service’s K-9 unit thwarted a would-be White House intruder. Considering all of the recent bungling by the Secret Service and the understandable bad publicity that went along with it, the Service was thrilled that these K-9 Secret Service members were successful.

Updated at 3:04 PM

Clowns are a perennial Halloween costume: Not particularly zeitgeisty or inspired, but timelessly creepy and easy to recognize.

Posted at 3:00 PM

Pine Island has broken ground on a $33 million elementary school that voters approved earlier this year.

Updated at 2:54 PM

Editor's note: As a public service, here's a letter tendered in behalf of a mythical utility company as translated by an obviously malcontented weisenheimer:Dearest ratepayer,Boy, we really like you.

Posted at 3:05 PM

In Springfield, it takes guts to go up against the rich and powerful Mr. Burns. But Jane Fonda is...

Posted at 2:00 PM

Police in Bismarck say a man has robbed a Kirkwood Mall bank.

Updated at 1:59 PM

Welcome to New York, Taylor Swift! The locals are kvetching about you already.

Updated at 1:32 PM

We’ve all been there: You are supposed to say something but going with a script would seem unengaged. So you get together some “talking points” in your head so that you can stay on the topic while sounding genuine.

Posted at 3:31 PM False
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